thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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