i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
