Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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