I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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