I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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