Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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