after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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