I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This is the high leading the old right now
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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