I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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