There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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