i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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