he wants to bone in the snuggie
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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