Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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