Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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