my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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