Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
cat food counts as protein by the way
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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