Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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