Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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