Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
They have beer where we have blood.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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