Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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