I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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