When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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