i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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