I like to think it a success when the cops are called
its not stalking. its research.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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