I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this beer tastes like vomit already
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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