hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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