Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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