no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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