i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
