remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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