im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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