Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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