NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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