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(586): View more from Michigan

Everything we own is covered in grass and KY

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?

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(585): View more from New York

My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted

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(619): View more from California

So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails

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(630): View more from Illinois

I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"

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(770): View more from Georgia

Sorry about peeing on your phone last night

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