It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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