we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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