I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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