Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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