Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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