He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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