You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
