Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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