everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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