Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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