The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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