Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Terrible idea I love it
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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