Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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