Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
