i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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