it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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