maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Did you just see the Batmobile???
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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