We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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