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  Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.

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• Psh, I'm a 23yr old woman and I say dude all the time. Just because someone starts with "dude" doesn't make them a man.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 16, 11 at 11:26am

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• making a sandwich- 5 points

  Submitted by ck24 on Aug 16, 11 at 11:53am

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• Ooookay, you DO realize that unless you're a drooling limbless vegetable, damn near any man will fuck you without a points system? That's how vaginas work, dearest. They have the power. You're doing it wrong.

  Submitted by Vilexxica on Aug 16, 11 at 8:55pm

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  • An 8" dick or serious sex skills (being great at oral, fingering, or actual sex) trump having a vagina any day.

    Submitted by Charwinger21 on Aug 19, 11 at 4:53pm

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• I am a woman and I say dude at least a thousand times a day.

  Submitted by bowfishinlady on Aug 16, 11 at 12:40pm

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• 100-points striper dance!!!!!!!

  Submitted by bighjg on Aug 16, 11 at 12:15pm

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• Most likely she decided to be a cheating whore and squander a good dick and a decent man on the excitement of getting some strange. Now she has to earn it back. Good for you buddy make her work for it.

  Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 16, 11 at 1:57pm

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• It's much more nice than telling her how ugly she obviously must be.

  Submitted by untameableshrew on Aug 16, 11 at 12:17pm

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• Rimmion: you must not know the right girls!!! I'd rock a reward system for a fuck;) I'd do anything for a good fuck! Just sayin'.

  Submitted by tayyskeet on Aug 16, 11 at 6:44pm

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• Dude! I know the feeling my sex Boy toy does that to me!

  Submitted by Eyrka_Dawn on Aug 18, 11 at 12:08pm

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  • Then u should get a new one!

    Submitted by JoChas88 on Aug 21, 11 at 11:13am

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• woooow, what a sexist douchebag

  Submitted by Musikchik77 on Aug 17, 11 at 12:28pm

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• Sounds like a major dick.

  Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Aug 16, 11 at 10:41pm

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• I'd say the original poster is male, because I don't see a female being THAT desperate for dick.

  Submitted by rimmion on Aug 16, 11 at 4:39pm

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• lmao she sprung

  Submitted by Maeler on Aug 16, 11 at 11:18am

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• Damn. That dude has SO much swagger

  Submitted by blazedofglory on Aug 17, 11 at 8:43am

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• Based on the text starting with a "dude" I'm going to go out on a limb and say OP is one of those macho frat boys that's so far in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

  Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Aug 16, 11 at 11:18am

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