we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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