I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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