so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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