no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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