Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(863): View more from Florida

I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club

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(801): View more from Utah

Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?

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(269): View more from Michigan

Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..

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(510): View more from California

He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.

(810): View more from Michigan

Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.

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