Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
