who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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