She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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