it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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