i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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